You Don't Have an Immortal Affordable Luxury Barge as Your Daily

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10/17/2014 at 13:18 • Filed to: Rants, Oppo Questions

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Explain yourself.


DISCUSSION (55)


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:20

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I have a company-provided 2013 2 liter VW CC sedan. Free is for me.


Kinja'd!!! anothermiatafanboy > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:20

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Because I only drive manual. /thread


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:20

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Barge? That's a dinghy. Get on my level, yo

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:21

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Wait what?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:21

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-Picture's not a Town Car


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2014 at 13:22

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That works as well.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:23

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I like MPGs.

Also, THE LS400 IS JUST A CHEAP S500 there I said it.

/flamesuit


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:23

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Yes I do.

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Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
10/17/2014 at 13:23

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Show-off.

[[silently, I'm extremely jealous]]


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:23

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I've actually been really tempted to look at Ls400's as a commuter, but then I realize that 19-20 mpg isn't much better than 13-14. Its better, but not better enough.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/17/2014 at 13:24

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"What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:24

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Told my friend's parents to go buy an LS430 instead of an Odyssey minivan. And guess what.

THEY AGREED!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Party-vi
10/17/2014 at 13:25

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*cheap to work on

FTFY


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:25

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I paid $600 for my DD 96 Legacy that had brought me across the country a few times on PCS. Its a 5speed and gets good MPG. No need for a Luxo barge here.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:26

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Yes I do. W124 300d.


Kinja'd!!! DailyTurismo > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
10/17/2014 at 13:26

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Son...barges are for rivers, if you want to go on the open ocean you need a cruise liner.

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Party-vi
10/17/2014 at 13:26

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I said immortal, not S500.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:27

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I have an affordable luxury barge as my daily, and I like the LS. Can I go now?


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:27

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Because I want to be uncomfortable. A car with a/c, lack of wind noise, comfortable suspension, non-leaking roof, cruise control, seats with some modicum of support, trunk that holds more than a bag of groceries, and quiet exhaust is for the weak.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:27

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I like my roadster. I probably would if I had more garage space, though it'd be a German one.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:28

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I stand by my statement. Or sit. I sit by my statement.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:28

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I refer you to a previous answer to a different question

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/1644890548

affordable would have to = zilch zip zero dollarios


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/17/2014 at 13:29

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I'M AMERICAN SO THE ONLY LUXURY CARS THAT EXIST ARE FROM JERMANEE.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
10/17/2014 at 13:29

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AFFORDABLE luxo barge

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etc etc etc


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > anothermiatafanboy
10/17/2014 at 13:30

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Why not get a car with both?

(read: I am poking you with a sharp stick from what I hope is a safe distance away)


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:30

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Because insurance and needing more than 45mpg.


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:30

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I do! What do I win?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2014 at 13:30

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Of course it isn't. He said "luxury".


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:31

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Not quite as immortal but still luxobarge.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:31

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My friend has a 1999 LS with 80k miles, just got all major maintenance done and now he keeps telling me how he wants to get rid of it (starter just went out, he just replaced the alternator last month) but I keep telling him just get an exterior/interior detail done and keep it, that thing hasn't even broke 100k and has gotten all major servicing done. If he keeps talking about it I might just want to take it off his hands for a beater car.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DailyTurismo
10/17/2014 at 13:33

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How cute.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Party-vi
10/17/2014 at 13:34

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:34

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I have a BRZ and AW11 in the driveway. Why would I want one of these?


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:36

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I generally drive the smallest cat i can get away with.

Jetta, MR2, Legacy, Forester...

Even when i bought an SUV for towing, i bought the Durango.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:36

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Lack of rally stages in my area.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:37

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Because corners on the weekend are also fun.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:37

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did you see this ?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Party-vi
10/17/2014 at 13:37

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I'm not even sure which side I want to take on that argument. So. Conflicted.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:37

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Does this count?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Party-vi
10/17/2014 at 13:39

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:O


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > EL_ULY
10/17/2014 at 13:40

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I do now!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/17/2014 at 13:41

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Third car best car.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Milky
10/17/2014 at 13:41

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Driving your DD on the weekends


Kinja'd!!! Milky > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:45

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Cant afford two cars? Have one to do it all!


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:45

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Because all the executive car companies are snapping up the last of the black/black Town Cars before I can get to them.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 13:47

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Third car is likely to be not street legal. Technically my AW11 isn't street legal since it doesn't have a cat or baffles and I ganked most of the emissions controls, but car three would be really not street legal as in a single seater.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 14:31

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Don't have the $$$ for it.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 14:37

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How much less would you pay for tires?


Kinja'd!!! anothermiatafanboy > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/17/2014 at 14:42

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I am in no way opposed to a good manual mode equipped auto. I like manual so I can control the transmission. In a PDK or M DCT where that is possible, I'd happily compromise. In a 4 speed autotragic 90s Lexus? Fuuuuuck nah.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/17/2014 at 14:54

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probably about half. but it's still not enough


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/17/2014 at 15:56

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said the buick driver


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2014 at 17:08

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Kinja'd!!! Tohru > For Sweden
10/18/2014 at 11:22

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Bitch I used to have two.

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Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
10/21/2014 at 13:31

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That's a land yacht for sure!


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > For Sweden
11/08/2014 at 21:25

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Great. Now you've got me looking for LS430s on Craigslist again. :-)